So, today I was pretty much having one of the shittiest days I've had in a long time.

 

"How shitty?" You ask? - well lets put it on a classic 1 to 10 scale.

 

Lets say 1 represents just having won a $10,000,000,000 lottery and realizing you never have to work another day in your life, resulting in a mind blowing, passout worthy orgasm. 10 represents taking a Scrooge McDuck style swim through his money bin, except the money is actually 30 tons of rancid, steaming hot, recently evacuated elephant shit.

 

Today was an 8. I'll spare you the details.

 

So to recitify the situation I stop working, go home, declare I'm going running and take a brilliant jog around the neighborhood. I saw an Audi R8 parked in my neighbors garage and reminded myself I'll be getting a new car soon. 

 

Gettin better.

 

Upon getting home I kiss the Meest, play with the doogs and then take a long hot shower.

 

Better.

 

Grab a post shower beer.

 

Oh yeah.

 

And after a brilliant dinner, I sit down at the computer to do some email - only to be hit with this doozie.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, we're now back to a 4. What? I still have to do my mail.

 

Enjoy!

 

Fin