So you say you've been trying to go for the complete-douche-of-a-frat-boy-wannabe look and you haven't quite figured out how to pull it off? Well look no further. All you have to do is don a golf visor. Its as simple as that. Need to convey to the world that you are asshole supreme? Heighten the effect by turning said visor backwards and/or upside down.

 

Notible exceptions are as follows:

 

-You have a vagina.

-You live or have once lived in Arizona.

-You're a professional golfer*.

 

Fin

 

*Just because you play golf doesn't mean you're a professional. You are, in fact, still an asshole.

List of sites - regularly visited - by request:

 

 

Fin

 

PS:

 

If Detroit burned to the ground tomorrow, would anyone miss it? No. Not even the Canadians who have to stare at it from across the river.